That's how we roll in the shire

You are not their LEADER, you are their FRIEND.
There is a BIG DIFFERENCE!

You are not their LEADER, you are their FRIEND.

There is a BIG DIFFERENCE!

handpora:

I want to make a friend.

Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms. Phosphorous, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Saltpeter, 100 grams. Sulfur, 80 grams. Fluorine, 7.5, iron, 5, silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

pancakemolybdenum:

thank god for pixel art when pressure isnt working

Mom:

You find a job yet?
Me:

Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
Mom:

....what

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: mcclairstonem)

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

I truly love all of you and will miss you all

superwholockianmetalhead:

dickhowell:

how left out do you feel on a scale of 0 to america

Two other women, also breast cancer survivors, said their husbands left them after they were diagnosed. Both had to have mastectomies (in case anyone doesn’t know, this is the surgical operation to remove one or both breasts).

The first woman said her husband told her that he would rather see her dead than see her lose her breasts. The second woman had her operation and waited all day to be picked up by her husband, who never arrived. By nightfall, one of the nurses offered to give her a ride, and she came home to find the house empty.

Obviously, these are extreme cases of a man’s reaction to his wife’s breast cancer, but this is what I see when I see the “I ♥ Boobies” bracelets. I see love of the body parts, not the person being treated—not the patient, not the victim, not the survivor.

My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets (via quoilecanard)

(Source: presidentjonesco)

jumpers-and-bowties:

arstark:

dangerhamster:

arstark:

there is no evidence to prove that timelords exist, however there is no evidence to prove that timelords don’t exist therefore timelords do exist everybody go home

except for timelords - they can’t go home.

NO

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

fabledquill:

baby chekov is best chekov.

and baby chekov loves retro music

aka nicki minaj.

bosswantstomato:

snowytown:

douche.png

remember when homestuck

slowly shlunks back to commissions………………………………………………….

(Source: snowytown)

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

barrowdick:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

221tea:

the-tenth-doctor-is-in:

asdfkjdfhadsf

SEVEN HOURS AT TEH COMPUTER FOR THIS MONSTER.

” Um. Hm. You… you told me once that you weren’t a hero. Um. There were times that I didn’t even think you were human. But let me tell you this, you were the best man and the most human…. human being that I have ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. And so… there. I was so alone and I owe you so much. Please, there’s just one more thing. One more thing. One miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don’t be… dead. Would you do that, just for me? Just stop it, stop this…”

ALL IN GALLIFREYAN.

Because I love you.

I JUST REALIZED

IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAND

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

bringingitbackbecauseimissmymonster